Motherhood

Some things I have learned recently about motherhood:
1. If you are having a slow day, and don't care if your kids throw tantrums, they won't. (Hmmmm, maybe there is a lesson to be learned here.)
2. Kids will eat ANYTHING as long as there is enough butter or ranch dressing on it.
3. You cannot, I repeat CANNOT, teach a little boy to keep every last molecule of sand in a sandbox. It just cannot be done, deal with it.
4. DO NOT get your kids a sandbox unless you enjoy your kitchen floor reminding you of all your favorite times at the beach.
5. I need a ROOMBA, badly!
6. Sand and bubbles can be pretty therapeutic for adults.